naruto x kingdom hearts crossover
Destiny Trio gets reincarnated in the Naruto world because they shared a paopu fruit. They are very... chaotic.
· So, Sora is born on naruto's place, riku in sasuke's and kairi in sakura's.
· everyone thinks mikoto was unfaithful because riku is an uchiha with silver hair and blue eyes. same with kairi. sora not, bc parents are dead.
· they remember theis past lives, and meet again by chance. they recognise each other inmediately.
· their names are naruto sasuke and sakura, but theyre like "call me sora/kairi/riku"
"mom, i told u to call me kairi"
· so... sora is the kyuubi jinchuriki, so it brings problems to be friends with him. fugaku disapproves and says nothhing. kairi has constant fights with her family.
· however, he doesnt know exactly why ppl fear him. he just like ??????? and rolls with it, but it hurts a little.
· kairi makes a lot of friends. she makes a spionage network with all the orphans, genin... forgotten ppl rly.
· sora has bad scores, bc hes laaaaaazy. riku is the best of the class, and has admirers and all, and he and kairi (second best, better in academics) make sora study a little, and he remonta.
· however, with kairis spionage network, they discover how to be in the same team, and sora fails a proposito so they end up together.
· they miss the water and sea, so they play in the naka river a lot. when shisui falls, theyre playing there and save his life. shisui is grateful and "fuck" at the same time.
· the next day, the massacre occurs. riku is destroyed, but with his friends support, and a bit of crying, hes well. and he has shisui, who is destroyed but puts up a front, later destroyed by the trio.
· riku doesnt want to kill his brother bc, rly, he knows how going dark ends up. he suspects somethign deeper, but leaves it at that.
· riku is the uchiha heir when his clan -save shisui- gets murdered, so hes the political power of the group.
· kairi hokage??? yesssss. she wants to solve the stupid things politicians do. shes a paragon of common sense.
· sora fails the exam. kairi and riku are ready to throw down, bc hes been sabotaged. sora refuses, but wants to fight too. mizuki comes, and offers the """""exam""""", and sora accepts bc why not, although his spider senses are tingling.
· when the mizuki thing happens, and he tells sora about the kyuubi, hes like "that makes sense wow". mizuki is like wtf he isnt crying and so is iruka. iruka isnt as close to sora as in canon, but hes a good teacher, so hes there.
· sora doesnt need sacrifices tho, hes had enough in his last life. he fights like a boss with a kunai.
· he inmediately tells riku and kairi about the kyuubi.
· sora is an expert at mind diving, so he talks to the kyuubi that night. the kyuubi tells him "ill kill u and ur friends" "ur not the first in saying that."
a) sora: so he used a keyblade, and he still practices it but... he wants to try new things. hes in a ninja for for gods sake. ninnnnnja. he wants to do things with chakra. in the end, hes interest by medic chakra, althoug he has no talent for it bc kyuubi. he doesnt care. hes the one that saves shisuis life.
also, bc he has to fight too, he uses kunais (cool!), and bursts of chakra. he has the resistance of a monster. he is the one that distracts the enemy.
his chakra afinity is lightning.
b) riku: was da keyblade master so of course hes a kenjutsu master here. he is mistaken for a genius,and he is, but not as much as ppl think. he uses a long sword, with a mango shapen like a keyblade. he carries two swords, for emergencies.
he wakes up the sharingan w the massacre, but is shit at genjutsu. only uses it to enhance his vision.
hes the first uchiha w an earth chakra affinity.
c) kairi: shes the genjutsu and ninjutsu especialist. genjutsu bc someone has to do it, given riku and sora are aw-ful. ninjutsu bc its cool and graceful. her chakra affinity is water (kairi means sea), and she manipulates it perfectly, bc chakra control. she would be perfect for medic, but no. her best technique is drowning the enemy with a bubble.
· they are team 7. kakashi-sensei.
· they pass w flying colours. the destiny trio trust each other a lot. they dont doubt even for a sec.
· the market gives sora the worst products for a higher price. kakashi notices, and buys his food. he hadnt told kairi and riku bc he didnt want them to fight with civilians.
· the fight with zabuza goes as canon until the bubble moment.
· the trio look at each other, and they form an instant plan. riku and sora run to zabuza, and they fight very coordinately. kairi stays back, or so it seems. she leaves a little genjutsu so it seems shes scared in the heat of the moment, and tip toes to kakashi. shes water affinity, so she bursts the bubble. the trio inmediately retreats, as if nothing had happened.
· the trio suspect haku is not a real anbu, but they let him go bc they were exhausted. kakashi faints. they carry him in turns.
· he wakes up in the middle of the night. watches their sleeping forms and contemplates his old team. falls asleep again.
· they sleep in a dog pile. awwwwwwwww.
sora: u let me use ur power, and were friends, emmmmm.
sora, expert in being friends w ppl: oh, whats ur name? i cant be friends without ur name.
· riku doesnt almost die in the haku fight, bc he deflects the mortal senbons with the sword.
· sora and riku fall in the genjutsu. Kairi doesnt, and drags them to the next floor without saying anything.
· first round. neither knows anything. riku copies with sharingan. kairi uses a genjutsu to get up and copy from riku. then, she uses another to show sora the answers.
· second round. orochimaru doesnt substitute from anyone bc sora pees in front of kairi. they re used to being naked in front of each other.
· orochimaru ambushes them w killing intent. they get shocked, but conquer feaer quickly. while theyre paralysed, he goes for riku, bc he believes riku is all revengey. he isnt, mind you.
· well, when hes going to bite, sora throws himself in the way, and gets bitten instead. when orochimaru is biting, you know how his neck is, and kairi stabs his neck with a kunai. orochimaru cant breathe, and seemingly dies.
· sora is bretahing deeply, and hes feverish. riku and kairi worry bc they dont know shit about medicine but this doesnt seem good. they pick him up and hurry to the tower, taking orochimarus scroll.
· when they go away, kabuto shows up and heals orochimaru.
· the ppl at the tower cant help bc rules. kairi and riku are going to say that they retire, but kakashi shows up. they explain what happened, kakashis eye widens, and takes a nearly unconscious sora without explaining anything.
· "We're not disqualified?" riku shrugs, "seems not" "oh, cool"
· kakashi does the wall (?) thing with soras seal, but he doesnt faint. kakashi is impressed by his strenght. sora mutters a "thanks" and goes away, a little shaky.
· two days later, the preliminary starts. the trio crush their rivals. they are clingier than usual.
· riku doesnt want kakashi to train him alone. kakashi argues, but riku tells him that he doesnt have a lightning affinity, sora does. sora doesnt have the sharingan tho, so he cant learn chidori.
· sora: hey, why wont u tell me ur name?
kyubi, aka 2kul4skul: your ears would fall off
· jiraiya and kairi meet, but bc hes looking for sora to see how he is after getting bitten. remember how kairi had a spionage network? well, shes jiraiyas #1 admirer, and fangirls hard. she gets him to teach him the ways of the spy by sheer enthusiasm.
· sora uses the kyuubi for the 1st time fighting gaara. orochimaru doesnt kill, only maim, the hokage bc shisui injuries him before the soul sacrifice.
· kyubi: ...hey, my name is kurama
· the hokage decides to retire anyway, hes getting old.
· jiraiya takes the trio to look for tsunade. they pester jiraiya about soras parents.
· itachi attacks when jiraiya goes to look for bitches.
· riku asks itachi "wtf did u kill the clan. i dont believe u even one bit. ur a picific person, dumbass. was it the revolution, huh. was it" itachi is silent for a moment, but then looks at riku at the eyes and genjutsus him.
· meanwhile, kairi and sora vs kisame. they want to leave space for the family dispute. when riku starts screaming, they get distracted, and kisame los estampa against the wall with his sword.
· jiraiya appears just bc sora is transforming into kyuubi and the chakra alerted him.
· akatsuki flees. gai takes riku back to konoha, and they discover that kakashi is down too. kairi and sora get a renewed motivation to find tsunade as quick as possible.
· when they meet tsunade, sora is a little tiny bit disappointed. his idol... was a drunk gambler. however, shizone was soooo coool —since that moment, he stans her.
· they return to konoha. sora has an appreticeship w tsunade, and kairi w jiraiya.
· riku wakes up, and instantly hugs the pair, trembling.
· kairi is the gone who goes with jiraiya, instead of sora.
· 2 yrs later, they discovered the truth about the massacre bc hiruzen tells in his death bed, and danzo gets executed.
· team 7 looks for itachi, and they kidnap him and bring him back to konoha. he tells riku hes proud, and dies.
· riku is furiously crying.
· i dont wanna do the war. (it seems you can be a double reincarnaition)
· so time skip until kairi is named hokage.
