#im barely exaggerating

[sometimesglorious]

happy 5th birthday, pink and blue forever 🩷💙

[skeletonh0e]

Survived the work day

Brain?

Put in the deep fryer

World?

It's fucked

[weirdplutoprince]

Trash of the counts Family Book 1: We need to stop the bombs or the people at the plaza will die! Who could be behind this?

Trash of the Counts Family Book 6: The Giraffe tribe will not stop at their plans of throwing orphaned babies into the orphan-babies-to-dark-magic-conversor. No. They are definitely working with the inverted hat wizards to overthrow the continent and take control of the Blimbo Family line. Our only hope is to ally with the Dolphin tribe princess and gather the power of the 5 elements to stand strong as the alliance of the western continent. But can we pull through everything when the successor of the Blingo country's throne might be a half horse? Together we will find out

[thebusylilbird]

every single day of my life I am fighting to defend pigeons' honor

[ninoochat]

being a strokes fan is accepting julian just wrote 6 songs and stretched it to 2 bands and 8 albums

[calledfate]

summary of everyone’s motivations in crisis on infinite earths pt.1 (2024)

[c0rpseductor]

im installing razer synapse so i can control the kitty ear colors.

im also installing razer cortex, because it seems like it can improve your computer's performance for games? at least this is what they imply. i would like this fucking ancient brick to run ffxiv at more than like 12 fps, so we'll see how that goes

[tzagaglalal]

early-season ds9 has the most ensane a-plot/b-plot balance they’ll have an episode called smth like “The Innocents” and the synopsis will be like uuhh

Plot A: Restoration efforts on Bajor uncover a tragic mass grave at the site of an Occupation labour camp. The discovery is made all the more horrifying when research confirms that the remains within are all of children between infancy and prepubescence — and that every one of them was half-Bajoran, half-Cardassian.

Despite unexpected resistance from the Bajoran government, Captain Sisko orders the remains examined in the hopes of being able to prosecute the Cardassians responsible for the murders. Tensions rise when Dr. Bashir discovers a way to extrapolate DNA from individual samples and begins to search for the childrens’ biological parents, but is shut down by Kai Winn, who visits the station in an attempt to bury the investigations completely. Major Kira, searching for a way to stop her, comes upon a crucial piece of information: the labour camp where the grave was found is the one that Kai Winn herself was imprisoned in during the occupation.

Suspicions aroused, she brings her findings to Bashir. Together they begin to formulate a dark and shocking theory, but are missing crucial pieces of the puzzle. Against Captain Sisko’s orders, Bashir decides to question Garak on the possibility of a Cardassian campaign to eliminate all half-Bajoran children. He is surprised to discover that there was no such campaign, and disgusted at the reasoning: these children were considered useful... in Cardassian medical experiments.

The mystery comes to a devastating climax when Kira manages to obtain a sample of Kai Winn’s DNA and finds it a maternal match for two of the murdered children. Confronting her with this evidence, Kira reveals her utter confusion, asking disdainfully if Winn is so callous that she doesn’t care about exposing the war criminals who used her so inhumanly. At this Winn finally breaks down, and reveals the most tragic secret of all: when the Cardassians came to collect their “experiment subjects,” it was the Bajoran mothers themselves who did the only thing they felt they could to protect their children from crueller deaths.

and while they’re putting us through all of that there’ll be, like

Plot B: Attempting to pull off an easy get-rich-quick scheme, Jake and Nog decide to open a daycare. This takes a turn for the farcical when two of Lt. Vilix-Pran’s eggs begin to show signs of hatching ahead of the rest of the clutch, and Molly O’Brien develops a crush on the voice of the computer in one specific cargo bay.