#im dead.

[tragicsiblings]

[rancherslife]

Ive only just watched Tango’s double life for the first time adn ERM EXCUSE ME???

HE CANT JUST DO THIS HE CANT DO THIS TO ME

I feel sick . THIS IS NOT NORMAL BRO BEHAVIOUR ITS NOT ITSNOTTTTTTTTT AAAUUuUUHHGGHGFGHFHHHHHH i was then shot 57 times

[auqitoree]

okay started back up on playing AC1 and uh

you know that argument of "Connor sounds so monotone! it's like he has no emotion at all!" ... correct me if im wrong but does Altaïr not also sound monotone as shit for like 98% of the time

"what sorcery is this" and "give me lee" are the most expressive moments for either of these characters , respectively like hello

everyone was too busy sucking Ezio's dick that they didn’t realize Connor's personality was not new NOR a downgrade whatsoever 😭🫵🏾

[abyssalcunters]

[nottivagos]

oh god, the pornstache. Good times. Challenge accepted.

But Daniel's the best kind of pornstar, because he makes you feel like it's not a job when he's pulling your soaked panties down your thighs. When he drags his tongue over you. Holds your hips tight as he eats you out slow and teasingly, encouraging you to move, really fuck his face, nose against your clit and tongue pressed deep inside you.

And yeah he has a camera set up across the room but as he feels you tensing he hands you his phone on record and tells you to capture him as he holds you down with one arm across your stomach and goes to town on your cunt, fingers, tongue, nose all working together as you come undone. But he doesn't stop there, he wants it, all of it as you moan, grip on the phone slipping but you get it, the moment he looks up from between your thighs face dripping, slick and glistening, splodges of cum decorating his top lip.

And he licks over your clit again, sensitive, too much but he won't let up yet and as he brings you close again you catch a glimpse of the beautiful stache, curled into a messy grin, cum drying, before he pulls away leaving you writhing for more just teetering on the edge. You try to touch yourself but he moves your hand away because now it's his turn to come, and he's gonna fuck you into the mattress so hard you forget what day of the week it is

Something like that?

ANON, IT'S 7AM. I WOKE UP TO THIS AND MY BRAIN IS MUSH. also, i need to kiss your brain. WHOEVER YOU ARE, YOU'RE GETTING A BIG SLOPPY KISS FOR THIS THOT.

YES?! TO IT ALL?? ugh, he'd be SO COCKY, shoving your face deep into the pillow, muffling your moans as he sets the camera up so the shot is him absolutely blowing out your ass. sometimes he'll grab a fistful of your hair yanking you up so you also face the cameras, telling you to “say hi to our lovely fans” but all you can do is incoherently moan as he continues to just relentlessly pound into you.

[elijahsfever]

[hulisita]

Huli's rant:

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Zombie stage has completely destroyed me, and it was the first round.