#im getting ideas

[captainai-47]

YALL HE'S BABYGIRLING SO DAMN HARD RN

[tuckyourshirt]

the sweaters on twin peaks hit different now that i'm in a knitting kick

[mellohiizz]

omg YESS hannah is the queen of hearts, kab as the white rabbit is so on brand but maybe also branzy? idk I get that vibe from him.. OH OH zam as alice would be funny af,, no idea who would be the mad hatter or the chesire cat maybe weembu as the cat?

i have so many ashswag thoughts and no where to say them tho

-sunny anon

THIS. yes. very much vibe with alice zam and cheshire wemmbu. mutinies.... save me mutinies....

ALSO I JUST GOT A THOUGHT. GUYS... MAD HATTER SPOKE.... maybe......

[tteokdoroki]

people who write modern!au bf sukuna i hope u know that i love u

[little-red-fool]

Why did nobody tell me that Norman Reedus is Judas in Lady Gaga’s music video what.

[forevermore-quoth-the-kitten]

Batfam as SAO Abriged Quotes Part 2, Because I Can

First | Current

Tim, Doing a Great Job at Making Lex’s Life Miserable And Enjoying Every Minute Of It: Well how would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

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Some Villain: Someone so dead inside, he’d use a child as bait to lure me out.

Dick: Hood would never do something so horrible.

Jason: Oh no, she’s right, I totally did that. *points over his shoulder at the tied up and gagged Damian still in his Gotham Academy school uniform*

Dick: What?!

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Steph: I will eND you, thot!!

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Villain: How did you know I was lying?

Damian: Ah, you see, it’s quite simple, really. You see, I’m not an idiot.

Villain’s Goon: Yep, that would do it.

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Duke: What the hell is that?

Babs: Well Signal, I believe the locals call it a, hex-a-gon? Not sure if I’m pronouncing that correctly, I’ll have to check back with you.

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Jason: Sweetie, I’m gonna let you in on a little known secret of comedy. Bad things, aren’t funny, when they happen to Jay-Jay.

Lian: What about Daddy?

Jason: Oh Daddy’s fair game, go for the throat.

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Cassie: Our team doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘surrender’.

Tim, from the background and on his back: But we’re willing to learn!

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Tim, 110% Done With Ra’s Al Ghul and His Bullshit: Plans To Kidnap Him: Wow, this how you thank everyone who saves you? I can just feel the gratitude radiating off of you. Like a warm summer breeze wafting across the meadow . . . that Bambi’s mom was shot in.

Talia: *impressed by both the insult and the delivery*

Ra’s: *barely knows what Disney is outside of it’s existence as a major corporation, does not get it*

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Babs, doing her Oracle thing with Dick tied up in her tower for his own safety since he has a broken leg: Even in that state I’m not convinced you won’t try to set me on fire with your mind  . . . *she freezes, turning around to deadpan at him as he glares* you’re trying to do it right now aren’t you?

Dick, whose little brothers are in danger: ssttaaaaaarreeeee

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Jason: streaking through the snowy sky, on a sleight full of christmas cheer. The patron saint of prostitutes, look it up, Old Saint Nick.

Duke, slightly horrified because they’re reading a story to literal children: *shocked pickachu face*

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Jason, Black Mask’s captive, does not give a shit since he’s already died once: No language on earth has a word for how little I care. A quantum supercomputer, calculating for a thousand years, could not even approach the number of fucks, I do not give.

Steph, with the others about to save him: *files that one away for later use*

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Jason, the Ultimate Abridged Kirito Kinnie: Really? What part about that was out of character for me?

Tim, who he’d left to fight a whole gang by himself so he could go hit his favorite bakery before it closed: *flips him off*

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Bruce, 17: Sorry, what was I talking about?

Alfred, a Tired Father: you were apologizing.

Bruce, Self Aware of his Issues, Mostly: that doesn’t sound like me.

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Dick, young and dumb, over at Babs’ otherwise empty house: but uh, are you sure it’s ok for me to be over this late?

Babbara Gordon, Batgirl and badass to a fault, raising an eyebrow: why wouldn’t it be?

Dick, very very dumb: Oh sweet naive, stupid Barbara. *doesn’t notice her get up and dim the lights* you may not be able to see the dubious implications, but to a man as worldly as I- *open his eyes* Babs?

Barbara, stripped down to only her underwear and bra: why are your pants still on? are we doing this or what?

Dick, red faced, staring: *tea kettle noises*

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Jason, standing up when the rest of the Batfamily got beaten down as we scattered around, unable to move: You know something? I really . . .  hate . . . people. *calls the All Blades and attacks the Untitled* They're selfish, ignorant, loud obnoxious pricks, with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever! I mean really! Look at all they've achieved! Genocide, global warming, reality TV, and just a never ending parade of failures and fuck ups! They are, without question, a complete write-off of a species, AND HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CARE ABOUT THEM!!!!! *the untitled dies, Jason drops his swords, panting while stumbling in place* There. Everyone's safe. Now you can all go die for all I... care... *falls back, unconscious*

[utterhomestucktrash]

was trying to google what book ur icon is reading but i got distracted by a literal junji ito manga set for dolls

I NEED THIS I NEED THIS I NEED THIS...........

[baylecn]

[Matt and Neil looking at Dan and Kevin putting up Exy posters or something idk]

Neil: We should probably staring before it gets creepy though

Andrew: *to Matt and Neil* Too late

Andrew: You guys are losers

Matt: But then why do you sit with us?

Andrew: Because I don't have any friends