#im thinking like

[phantomskeep]

Sometimes I hate my brain cause it likes to tell me I'm not as funny as I think I am. Then I write gems like this and I am reminded that, at the very least, I think I'm funny.

The Red Hood growled, feeling around his headspace for the Pit Rage he knew lurked. Now would honestly be a great time for a tiny bit of an adrenaline boost, thank you very much. Jason got the feeling this criminal wouldn’t say such things if he didn’t mean it. “You wish, Cat Boy.”

“I am not a cat boy!” The boy wearing a cat skull protested.

“Then what are you, a discount Catwoman?” Jason asked as he prowled closer to the pouting thief.

“I don’t even know who that is!” Cat Boy continued to lie. “This,” he gestured to the bone-colored mask covering his face, Lazarus green eyes narrowing in distaste, “Is a fashion statement. Nothing more, nothing less, I just- I don’t even know why it’s a cat!”

[plasmara]

why aren’t people writing angsty jay/libber fics where she didn’t want him and tried to give him away but couldn’t so she ends up raising him resentfully and badly and she hates his ass but he still loves her and tries to look after her anyway .Like desperately wants her approval .can people wake up and write this

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

one could frame lanval as horror

[antiquetrait]

Garden Plaza

To the right you'll find some empty stores, ready to be made into whatever you can think of; with small but sweet apartments on top for your sims to start their lives in.

To the left is a moderately sized family home with 4 bd and 5 ba, a garage, and a backyard that's perfectly fit for a swing set or sand pit for your child sims :)) Built on the Garden Essence lot in Willow Creek, size is 40x30!!!

cc free, basegame, unfurnished!

gallery id : bobeebell

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

I think Bill's mum was like.. an actress in those post-war product ads. Just like all smiles, holding up a box of cereal, chipper and posh pronunciation. But like bill she kinda takes that persona home with her- if it even is a persona.

[glittergummy]

GOD I HATED AUTOMATIC FLUSHING TOO... i forgot abt that one but now i feel much more validated

spooky loud toilet solidarity peeps!!

i hated them so much since they were getting popular and would randomly flush while i was sitting down

used to have this fear it would suck me down into it and i'd never be seen again

[angelmalocaris]

Maybe I’m too stuck in my own online communities so I overestimate the demand but… I feel like body pillow sized airplane plushies are a mostly untapped market. They’re literally optimal hugging shape and if you weigh down the wings a little bit they could be like arms. And you could wrap your legs around the tail. Get on this guys.

[3motionally3xhausted]

Bnha crossover/AU where it's just a bunch of characters with powers getting Isekai'd into bnha and they're all trying to act like they belong there. Kusuo Saiki is the only one that knows none of them are supposed to be there but doesn't tell anyone