Dec 3, 2019
Anderz: I want to marry you. This is the best thing to ever happen to me.
Seth: Hey. Get in line, buddy. Guude's already got dibs there.
Guude: Yup.
Anderz: Aw damnit. But if he dies for mysterious reasons...
Guude: Don't kill me.
Seth: Then I'm invited to his funeral. He told me.
Guude: Oh yeah, that too.
Anderz: Yeah yeah, but I mean like, can you marry me then instead?
Seth: Oh I see. Remarry after his death? Wow.
Anderz: Yeah.
Guude: Damn. At least let me get in the ground first!
Seth: I think Guude, if he died, would want me to be miserable.
Guude: Yup.
Seth: So no.
Anderz: Damnit.
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