#implied jalph

[pvreesad1sm]

Grimace shake is back time for my seasonal slop

[lord-of-the-dudes]

Who is Jack’s God? I love their dynamic, and I love forgiveness.

[teddyreblogslotf]

[ Jalph Babysitting ]

Percival: Can I have a cookie?

Jack: Well what did Ralph say?

Percival: He said no

Jack: Well then why should I say yes?

Percival: Because Ralph’s not the boss of you.

Jack:

Jack: It’s a trap, it’s a trap

[mccall-me-maurice]

in the 1963 version of the movie when ralphs talking to piggy about sending his aunt a letter it looks like they're laying on the old choir robes and now i hc ralph keeping jacks robe after he left to remember when they were together before things got bad 🥲

Jack honey, ur a big dick

also this ask made me feeL THINGS

[jack-attack-merridew-blog]

Punny Island Shenanigans™

Ralph - You know, i'm shore we'll get rescued some day

Early book Jack - The reason that Piggy wears all his clothes is because he's self conch-ous

Mid-book Jack - You know Ralph, I feel like we were destained to meat, if the fire in my heart is saying anything.

Roger - We need to make sure we use our meat spear-ingly, we don't have a large supply.