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predebut 3racha: to our fans, thank you for being so loyal and patient; unfortunately we cannot finish our album as there is a fucking BEE in the studio-
Jisung: drunk words are sober thoughts
Chan: you literally yelled "IDENTITY THEFT IS A CRIME, I KNOW YOU'RE AN IMPOSTOR" at our kitchen sponge yesterday because it's round and you thought it was trying to copy SpongeBob SquarePants...
Chan: if these are your everyday thoughts, I'd be a little worried...
Chan: is Changbin still mad at you?
Jisung: no, he's mad at me AGAIN
skz as dumb shit my friends and i have done part 6
Changbin: I lowkey feel like we’re dumb, dumber, and dumbest, but the roles change constantly.
Chan: I mean actually, none of us remain as one role for more than an hour.
Jisung: Like yesterday when Chan was twisting some weird ass whatchamacallit and when it made a snapping noise Changbin asked me if that was my fucking knees.
Changbin: Your knees snap a lot.
Jisung: That doesn’t mean it was my knees, bitch.
Chan: It was a fair assumption though.
Jisung: The both of you fuckers are against me, I swear to fucking god.
Chan: You swear too much.
Jisung: You doN’T SWEAR ENOUGH.
Chan: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
Jisung: BECAUSE I’M FUCKING ANGRY.
Chan: YOU’RE ALMOST ALWAYS ANGRY.
Changbin: Y’all are immature.
Chan: And you’re mature?
Changbin: I’m just special.
Jisung: ‘Bout as special as a dead leaf.
Changbin: *stands up* Shut the fuck up.
Jisung: *stand up as well* You shut the fuck up, amoeba.
Changbin: Fight me, bitch.
Chan: Both’a you, sit the fudge down, jeez. We’ve had four arguments in the time span of 2 minutes, my goodness.
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changbin: i'm 100% heterosexual. i'm as straight as a ruler. nothing could change th-
felix: -exists-
changbin: that last statement is cancelled. completely false. i am as straight as a circle.
Jisung: Your secrets are safe with me i wasn't even listening
Chan and Changbin: ...
Changbin: I wasn’t THAT drunk.
Chan: You got into a fist fight with Jisung.
Changbin: Really? Why?
Chan: Something about him being “Team Jacob”.
Changbin: Lol i haven’t even read Twilight.
Chan: You showed us your copies of the books.
Changbin: Crap.
Woojin: What state are you in?
Chan: Depression
Changbin: Anxiety
Jisung: Hyperactive
Felix: Solid state?
