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Logan: Hey Virgil! What do you think about children?

Virgil: Uh they’re okay. I wouldn’t throw a rock at one.

Logan: Why would you throw a rock at a child???

Virgil: Weren’t you listening?? I just said I wouldn’t!!

Logan: Okay I’m leaving, Roman you’re in charge

Roman: Of course

Logan: *Whispers to Virgil* you’re actually in charge

Virgil: Obviously

Logan: I told Virgil that his ears turn purple when he lies and now I always know when he’s lying

Janus: How?

Logan: Hey! Do you love me

Virgil: *covering ears* no

Virgil: You’re the love of my life I’d do anything for you

Logan: Eat three meals a day and have a healthy sleep schedule

Virgil: Fuck you no

Virgil: Oh my god... where are my brownies?

Logan: I think I saw Patton with them. why?

Virgil: OH MY GOD......

Patton, high as shit: I feel like a dvd player

Logan: are you in love with me?

Virgil: *panics*

Virgil, on pure reflex: wouldn't you like to know weather boy

Virgil: *runs away*

Janus and Patton: *kiss*

Virgil: Ugh, homosexuals

Logan:

Logan: Virgil you're gay too

Logan: You're overthinking it.

Virgil: I'm Anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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