#incorrect moceit

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Janus: Patton and I will never be such a gross and lovey couple like you two.

Roman: you are literally sitting on Patton’s lap right now.

Virgil: and I very distinctly remember someone calling Patton “daddy” the other day.

Janus, blushing: tha- that was taken out of context.

Virgil: the context was that you two were making out on the couch!!!