Discover Top Posts Tagged with #incorrect moceit

Janus: I have no fear.

Logan: Patton's mad.

Janus: I can handle that.

Logan: Patton's mad at YOU.

Janus:

Janus: One fear.

Janus: Patton and I will never be such a gross and lovey couple like you two.

Roman: you are literally sitting on Patton’s lap right now.

Virgil: and I very distinctly remember someone calling Patton “daddy” the other day.

Janus, blushing: tha- that was taken out of context.

Virgil: the context was that you two were making out on the couch!!!

Roman: *to Patton* You went on the date? Janus’s pickup line was “I swear I’m not a serial killer” and you went on the date???

Janus: Did you buy the eggs like I asked?

Patton: Even better

Janus: Patton, what did you do?

Patton:

Patton: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy

Janus: Due to personal reasons I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box

Virgil: Patton said "Nice weather" and you said "thanks", didn’t you?

Janus: The reasons are personal-

Janus: Look at that dork, he's such an idiot

Logan: Aren't you two together though?

Janus: Yes, your point?

Logan: So, how’s fatherhood treating you?

Janus: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though.

Logan: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies.

Janus: What? The baby’s fine. I was talking about Patton.

Patton [sobbing from the nursery]: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

Patton: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but that's what bandaids are for!

Janus: Patton, no.

#incorrect moceit