#incorrect anxceit

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Virgil: Can you check for monsters under the bed?

Janus: The monsters don’t live under our beds, they live inside of us.

Virgil:

Janus: Goodnight.

[serpentinesomebody]

Virgil: This is my ex-boyfriend

Janus, his husband: I am begging you to stop introducing me like that

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Janus: Due to personal reasons I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal  box

Virgil: Patton said "Nice weather" and you said "thanks", didn’t you?

Janus: The reasons are personal-

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Janus: Look at that dork, he's such an idiot

Logan: Aren't you two together though?

Janus: Yes, your point?

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Virgil: *chuckles* I keep laughing but inside my soul is dying. My entire personality is fading away, like water slipping through my fingers. I’m an empty carcass, a comic imitation of what I once was. An unholy caricature of the worst I can be.

Janus: Is it exam week?

Virgil: I have 18 exams in the next 12 days.

Janus: I’m so sorry. Good monologue, though.

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Virgil: Where’s Remus?

Janus: Off disappointing Jesus.

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Janus, high as fuck one night: If life is so short why do we do so many things we don't like? What is the meaning of existence? Is what we perceive reality or just a construct of our minds?

Logan, also high: What is a person, is it the mind or the body? What is the difference between living and existing?

Virgil, who has been trying to sleep for about 3 hours: I am literally begging you to go to sleep

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Virgil: Prince Philip died

Janus: For real?

Janus: Fucking finally

Janus: Bitch was overdue