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Janus: I’m forgetting something.

Roman: Morals, probably?

Janus: No, it’s something important.

Virgil: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Remus: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Roman: You're both pathetic.

Virgil: Oh? What do you sleep with?

Roman: Janus

Janus: Look at that dork, he's such an idiot

Logan: Aren't you two together though?

Janus: Yes, your point?

Janus: How many sour gummy bears have you had today?

Roman, laying in a bed of sour gummy bear packages: Now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human.

Roman: In times like these, I really wish I listened to what Janus told me.

Logan: What did he tell you?

Roman: I don’t know, I wasn’t listening.

Patton: Roman is outside of your window yelling again. I think you should do something.

Janus: *taking a sip of tea and placing his book down* You're right, I should.

Janus: *closes the window*

Patton:

Janus: Have any of you noticed something's wrong with Roman?

Roman: Roses are red, violets are blue, I mind my own business so why don't you?

Roman: I'm not jealous, I just get this weird burning feeling whenever I think about *insert side* being with someone else!

Logan: That's jealousy

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