#incorrect loceit

[lex-linossi]

Logan: *Accidentally hits Janus in the face*

Logan: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Logan: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Janus: What’s wrong with you?!

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Janus: I have no fear.

Logan: Patton's mad.

Janus: I can handle that.

Logan: Patton's mad at YOU.

Janus:

Janus: One fear.

[sympathetic-deception]

Janus: I can never tell whether you’re insulting me or flirting with me.

Logan: If it makes you feel better neither can I.

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Janus: I dare you-

Logan: Neither Remus nor Roman are allowed to accept dares.

Janus: Why not?

Remus & Roman, with their heads bowed: We have no regard for our own safety.

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Janus, high as fuck one night: If life is so short why do we do so many things we don't like? What is the meaning of existence? Is what we perceive reality or just a construct of our minds?

Logan, also high: What is a person, is it the mind or the body? What is the difference between living and existing?

Virgil, who has been trying to sleep for about 3 hours: I am literally begging you to go to sleep

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Logan: What time is it?

Janus: Time is a social construct.

07734: Are they always this weird?

Virgil: No, they're usually worse.

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Janus: You’ve been really stressed, so I thought I would take you for a spa day, just you and me.

Logan: A what day?

Janus: A spa day.

Logan: What is this word, “spa”? I feel like you’re starting to say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say “spaghetti”? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Logan: Janus, you're ruining your health

Janus:

Janus: *accepts yet another delivery*

Janus: You call it eating five boxes of Girl Scout cookies alone, I call it supporting young female entrepreneurs