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Calo: Locke, it’s your turn to tell us a secret

Locke: Well, I kind of like Sabetha

Galdo: Locke, we said a SECRET

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Galdo: I would shave my head for you

Calo: A gesture which becomes less and less significant with each passing year

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Galdo: Next question, you’re into Locke

Sabetha: That’s... not a question

Calo: So you agree, it’s a fact

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Jean: What the fuck is wrong with Sabetha?

Calo: We bet her that she couldn’t go a whole day without correcting Locke, and now she’s determined to win

Locke: So my grammar is apossedly not easy to ignore

Sabetha: *eye twitching* This is fine:)))))

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Locke: I don’t trust whatever the Sanzas are teaching Bug.

Calo: Remember to always tip at least 20%, even if she’s rude. You never know what’s going on in her life and you should always give the benefit of the doubt.

Bug: *taking notes*

Jean: Idk Locke, it seems innocent enough

Galdo: Especially given what she’s doing for you.

Locke: I don’t think they’re talking about restaurants

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Calo: Don’t worry. Sabetha likes your butt and your “stupid hair”. I read her diary.

Locke: She thinks it’s stupid?🥺

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Jean: Okay, Calo come at me

Calo: Absolutely not

Jean: Why?

Calo: Last time I did that you pulled my pants down and tried to choke me with a shoelace

Jean: False! I *did* choke you with a shoelace

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Jean: I love wearing denim pants. I’m Jean wearing jeans!

Locke: I love dealing with tricky doorknobs. I’m Locke picking a lock!

Calo: I love eating dried cabbage and greeting people. I’m Calo eating kale, yo!

Chains: I love pretending to be the Eyeless Priest. I’m Chains in chains!

Sabetha: I love being the human equivalent of sex on legs. I’m Sabetha being Sabetha!