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Calo: Locke, it’s your turn to tell us a secret

Locke: Well, I kind of like Sabetha

Galdo: Locke, we said a SECRET

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Galdo: I would shave my head for you

Calo: A gesture which becomes less and less significant with each passing year

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Galdo: Next question, you’re into Locke

Sabetha: That’s... not a question

Calo: So you agree, it’s a fact

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Locke: I don’t trust whatever the Sanzas are teaching Bug.

Calo: Remember to always tip at least 20%, even if she’s rude. You never know what’s going on in her life and you should always give the benefit of the doubt.

Bug: *taking notes*

Jean: Idk Locke, it seems innocent enough

Galdo: Especially given what she’s doing for you.

Locke: I don’t think they’re talking about restaurants

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Sabetha: Be careful

Calo: Don’t worry

Galdo: Careful is our middle name

Sabetha: I know your middle names and I wish they were “careful”