#incorrect defenders

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source: https://twitter.com/EARTH_17628/status/1416841893254680578

[hobartsaglet]

Luke: alright, what should we name the group chat

Danny: Moist Little Beast

Jessica: naming privileges have been revoked, next on the chopping block is breathing privileges

[incorrect-marvel-characters]

karen: hey so who are you guys going to be for halloween ?

foggy: something cute

frank: nothing

danny: a goblin

jess: dead

luke: tired

elektra: i think im already scary enough

shang-chi: gay

clint: hibernating

jen: sexy

marc: a nightmare

misty: my thirties

colleen: a concept.

matt: somehow all of the above

[dontbeahero]

Jessica: I have a bad feeling about this

Matt: What do you mean?

Jessica: Don't you ever get that little voice in the back of your head that tells you you're gonna get hurt if you do something?

Matt: Is that a thing?

Jessica: Oh my god, it all makes sense now.

[celmoth]

Jessica: Who the fuck are you?

Karen: Who the fuck are you?

Jessica: I asked you first

Karen: I asked you second

[incorrect-assvengers]

Foggy: So why are you covered in blood?

Matt: Do you really want to know?

Foggy: Fair enough.

[daredevillls]

matt: life isn’t fair.

foggy: matt it’s just ice cream we can get another o—

matt: no foggy. you don’t understand. god made it fall and nOW I HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT—

[carry-the-sky]

insp.