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danny: how tall are you?

matt: height is a social construct

jessica: so you’re short

matt: life isn’t fair.

foggy: matt it’s just ice cream we can get another o—

matt: no foggy. you don’t understand. god made it fall and nOW I HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT—

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Steve: Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s a game and I’m winning.

Bucky, yelling from a passing golf cart with Sam: THINK AGAIN, TWINK.

Tony: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Pepper: What?

Tony: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

matt: from now on, we will be using code names. you can address me as eagle one.

matt: elektra, your code name is ‘been there, done that’.

matt: karen ‘currently doing that’

matt: foggy ‘it happened once in a dream’

matt: danny, ‘if i had to pick a guy’

matt: claire, your codename is ‘eagle two’.

claire: oh thank god.

sleepover time

matt: okay guys goodnight

jessica: night

luke: goodnight!

danny:

matt: danny?

jessica: for fucks sake

danny: -starts laughing for no reason-

matt & luke: -joining in-

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