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Altair, 20s, he/him drae/draem genderqueer aroace man “You are human in the way a lot of people wish they were.” navigation | socials | ao3

[missingthedashours]

a lot has changed since the beginning of the year, which means it's time for a new pinned post!

“Unfortunately, it's impossible to predict how an unstable mind will interpret something.” — Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds

Hi, I'm Altair (he/him/drae/draem) and this is my fandom blog. to find your way around, you can search the tags on my blog. I try my best to tag everything accordingly.

"x fic rec" are fic recommendations, "personal" is my non-fictional, fandom related writing (probably qualifies as meta), "general" and "important information" are about art/art-related.

while I don't have a specific tag for my works, there's a masterlist that I try to keep up to date. you're welcome to send me requests and asks, and I have an ao3 account.

my old post had DNIs, for this one I'll say: I curate my space, you curate yours. as long as everyone's civil we're unlikely to have a problem.

thanks for reading, enjoy your stay :3

“Whole worlds pivot on acts of imagination.” — The Doctor, Doctor Who

[beedreamscape]

Fighting the 'be normal about Loghain' battle and losing losing losing

[elderscrollsconceptart]

If I was a Nord my name would be:

"Yngvar Long Pole"

If I was an Orc my name would be:

"Grolabob Grob Slobonmyknob"

If I was an Imperial my name would be:

"Biggus Dickus"

If I was an Argonian my name would be:

"Swings-His-Dong"

If I was a Khajiit my name would be:

"Dro'Dicki"

If I was a Dunmer my name would be:

"Dovyn Cumonyu"

If I was a Breton my name would be:

"Esmond Fuckingway"

If I was an Altmer my name would be:

"Orintur Selfsuckier"

If I was a Bosmer my name would be:

"Maenlorn Sexgodien"

[f0restnympho420]

life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy

[prettybearbutch]

your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people's flesh btw

[exhuastedpigeon]

Every unhinged fic writer needs an equally unhinged friend who "yes ands" their ideas and encourages them to write all their most far fetched and insane stories.

[softpastelqueer]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re anti censorship and against harassing real people over fictional characters

[writingdose]

thank you ao3 for protecting writers and never allowing censorship to plague your platform. we love and respect you for this

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[lavellander]

banter that makes me froth at the mouth post-dav

[lavellander]

me when I lie

[odi-arti]

"I thought maybe I could say something. Tell you what a rare and wonderful thing you are to find amidst all this... darkness."

[diesvitae]

New Elgarook for those into this blooming side of the fandom👀 Headcanoning my Rook is a mage but he's also hella scared of the destructive nature of his powers. Nobody knows power as good as daddy Elgar'nan. He's a good teacher.

(I also headcanon he created whatever technique the Arcane Warriors / Knight Enchanters / Spellblade use so…)

[angelic-anissa]

@mediumsizedqueerlynx seems like sth that'd interest you

[sisifroggy]

Unhinged Text Posts: Zevran Arainai Edition (Part 8)

More Text Post Memes: Zevran | Dragon Age

[kaashina]

maomao when every important figure in the empire keeps asking for her help

[jamie-goblin-child]

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again