#incorrect falice

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Incorrect Falice

FP: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.

FP: Gladys is "Been There Done That."

Gladys: *chokes on her food*

FP: Alice is "Currently Doing That."

Alice: *blushes and stares at the ceiling*

FP: Hiram is "It Happened Once, in a Dream."

Hiram: Wait, wha-

FP: Fred is "If I had to Pick a Co-worker."

Fred: Oh, hell no

FP: And Sierra is...

FP: Eagle Two.

Sierra: Oh, thank god

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FP: You're a freakin' gold digger, Alice!

Alice: If I were a gold digger, do you think that I would be interested in *you?*

FP: You're... interested in me?

Alice: No.

FP: [Stares at her, unconvinced.]

Alice: I'm not a gold digger, okay?

FP: Why don't you come over here and prove it, then?

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(In)correct Falice

Alice: Well, fuck me if I’m wrong-

Fp: You are wrong!

Alice: But-

Fp: You. Are. Wrong.

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Incorrect Falice

FP: Hey guys do you dare me to make out with Alice?

Jughead & Betty: No

FP: [shaking his head and chuckling] I can't believe you guys are making me do this

Jughead & Betty: We're not

Alice: Shut up, let the man speak

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Incorrect Falice

Alice: Is something burning?

FP (leaning against the counter with a smirk on his face): Just my desire for you.

Alice: FP, the toaster is on fire.

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Incorrect Falice

FP: We're out of candy.

Alice: What? Already? There's only been like three kids.

FP: Yeah, I know, but one little girl told me she loved me so I just gave her everything.