#incorrect taekook

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Namjoon: This has been nice. Having an ordinary conversation about life and just catching up.

Taehyung: Do you ever wonder why Tarzan never had a beard?

Jungkook: All the fucking time

Jin: Well that was a lovely 2 minutes

[exslytherin]

jungkook: hey, do you know the password to jin's gaming computer?

taehyung: fuck you, jungkook.

jungkook: what-- where did that come from?

taehyung: no, that's jin's password. fuckyoujungkook, no caps and no spaces.

jungkook: no numbers? that's not very secure.

[taekookincorrectquotes]

Jungkook, under his breath: future husband say what.

Taehyung: what?

Jungkook: [screeches internally]

[incorrectaekook97]

Jungkook: what is this?

Taehyung: my to-do list.

Jungkook: but there’s only my name on it.

Taehyung: ....yes.

[huachengslastbraincell]

Jungkook: Yeeted.

Taehyung: Yote.

Jimin: YEETED.

Hoseok: YOTE.

Namjoon: You're all wrong. It's yate. I yeet, I will yeet, I yate.

Jin: I just wanted to know who threw all the chopsticks out of the window.

Yoongi *in the back*: Why have you forsaken me with these idiots, God? WHY??

[taehyungg]

jungkook: i just love my boyfie so much, hes so sweet and pretty and i swear to god i wanna just run up to him and squish his cute lil cheekies. ugh how did i get someone so perfect. *sobs*

taehyung: [listening to his rant] it’s ok boyfriend, let it all out *pats back*

[mitsuya-takashi]

Taehyung: "Jungkook is my big tiddy goth anime girlfriend."

[kkaebsongnuguaegi]

TaeKook (ft. NamJin)

Jungkook: Jin hyung, why do you have to be so damn loud last night with Namjoon hyung?

Seokjin: Jungkook, why do you have to be screwing Taehyung until he screamed so damn loud that everyone can heard it EVERY. NIGHT. Huh?

Jungkook:

Seokjin: *sips tea*