#incorrect vhope

[asadfangirlbitxh]

In 2025

Namjoon:

Jin:

Yoongi:

Jimin:

Taehyung:

Jungkook:

Hobi: Is it just me or did we all get sexier?

[seokkbutt]

Hoseok: can you, like, not do that?

Taehyung: do what?

Hoseok: stay attached to my back 24 7?

Taehyung: [back-hugs hoseok tighter.]

Taehyung: can't do that, sorry.

[collegeaus]

taehyung: am i in trouble

hoseok: take a wild guess

taehyung: no?

hoseok: take another guess

[mitsuya-takashi]

Jungkook: "Fun fact about me , when I'm tired i start fake crying, fake screaming, and singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight". I have no idea why and I can't stop it."

Taehyung: "I really wish he was kidding."

Hoseok: "Who hurt you???"

[seokkbutt]

Hoseok: [is showing off his cute little crop top]

Hoseok, hesitant: how do I look, guys?

Yoongi, muttering: fuck, you look so pretty

Hoseok: huh? I couldn't hear you, hyung.

Yoongi: —fucking plain. You look pretty lame.

Hoseok: [huffs and pouts]

Taehyung: don't bother about him, hyung. You look stunning!

Hoseok: thank you, Tae–Tae. [Hugs Taehyung]

Yoongi: [is seen regretting instantly]

[seokkbutt]

Taehyung: roses are red, violets are fine,

Taehyung: you be the 6 and I'll be the 9.

Hoseok, slamming table: one day!

Hoseok: I just want one peaceful day, Taehyung.

[seokkbutt]

Taehyung, casually: I miss fvcking Hobi hyung.

Namjoon: did you mean, 'I beep miss Hobi hyung'?

Taehyung: did I stutter?

Taehyung: I do miss him in general though.

Namjoon: [sighs.]

Taehyung: but I miss fvcking him more.

Namjoon: [leaves.]

[seokkbutt]

Hoseok: I like the colour green.

Taehying: well, I chose a green mic for a reason.

Yoongu: w-well then, if we're talking about that, I love spinach!

Taehyung and Hoseok: ...

Taehyung: and how's that related to what I said?

Yoongi: if you don't know, spinach is green in colour, dumbass.