#incorrect hr quotes

[military-newsboys]

Yuna: Congratulations. The two of you have just won gold and silver in the Moron Olympics.

Shane:

Ilya:

Shane: Who won gold?

[literary-claustrophobia]

[haley-harrison]

Ilya: Hollander and I are so close, we even share a toothbrush.

Shane: We WHAT?!

[alittleorchidinsideofhim]

“But the most important thing…”

“… is the rivals we fuck along the way.”

[brian-kinney-apologist]

[penelopesalvez]

Shane: *cough cough* i told you so. Ilya: *cough* *cough* you fucking didn't.

[haunted-phantom-student]

Hayden: I know you snuck out last night, Shane.

Shane (internally): Play dumb!

Shane (aloud): Who’s Shane?

Shane (internally): Not that dumb!

[lullabadbye]

Hayden: god, you are such an asshole

Ilya: what is English phrase?

Ilya: you are what you eat?

Shane: *dies*