Jul 12
Yuna: Congratulations. The two of you have just won gold and silver in the Moron Olympics.
Shane:
Ilya:
Shane: Who won gold?
seen from Argentina
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Yuna: Congratulations. The two of you have just won gold and silver in the Moron Olympics.
Shane:
Ilya:
Shane: Who won gold?
Ilya: Hollander and I are so close, we even share a toothbrush.
Shane: We WHAT?!
“But the most important thing…”
“… is the rivals we fuck along the way.”
Shane: *cough cough* i told you so. Ilya: *cough* *cough* you fucking didn't.
Hayden: I know you snuck out last night, Shane.
Shane (internally): Play dumb!
Shane (aloud): Who’s Shane?
Shane (internally): Not that dumb!
Hayden: god, you are such an asshole
Ilya: what is English phrase?
Ilya: you are what you eat?
Shane: *dies*
