#shitposting on main

[yardikins]

Had a vision earlier that I needed to make real

[the-tired-tenor]

In the modern retelling of Orpheus and Eurydice, Hermes informs us that the love of Hades for Persephone is what made the world turn; however, the poet Fredrick Mercury informs us that fat-bottomed girls are what makes the world go around. These seemingly conflicting perspectives suggest that Persephone was, in the modern parlance, dummy fucking thicc; in this essay I will

[haley-harrison]

Ilya: Hollander and I are so close, we even share a toothbrush.

Shane: We WHAT?!

[bumble-bean-boy]

[starcurtain]

Someone please draw me Cerydra in this hat.

I have a mighty need.

[ponpox]

If anyone asks me what Gachiakuta is about I'll show them this tweet

[chaylor-lover11]

WHO is that baby???

[andrew-minyards-flirting-skills]

will graham has the kind of sad yearning eyes you only see in european gay porn