#incorrect k-pop

[jelllyjae]

Taehyun: I think public displays of affection are unnecessary.

Soobin: Totally. Keep it private.

Yeonjun & Beomgyu: walk past, holding each other dramatically like they’re in a K-drama

Soobin, loudly: Kiss again, I didn’t catch that angle.

Taehyun, louder: MAKE IT SLOWER

[irispurpleflower]

Logic

Han *randomly*: Why is a queen bed called queen when it is for 2 people but a queen is one perosn and yet a twin bed is for one person but a twin are two people?

Minho: Oh my god if you won’t shut u-

Minho: wait actually you have a great point. now that I think about I…

*Bangchan and Seungmin overhearing*: Is it possible to ship these two off to another country.

Changbin walking in : No, I have tried. It didn’t work.

bangchan and Seungmin: wait we were kidding. Changbin what have you been up to I- .

changbin: There are somethings I don’t tell you guys. I am a serious man.

bangchan and seungmin: says the guy that still sleeps with his plushies.

[eterni-ki-moved]

sunoo: *audible screaming*

jungwon: are you okay?!

sunoo: no i'm gay-

[eterni-ki-moved]

jake: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS?!

jake: like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but bigger! why don't we have those?!

heeseung: theme parks. just theme parks.

jake: but you have to PAY for theme parks!

heeseung: that's the adult part.

[eterni-ki-moved]

jay: do you ever get like... water hungry?

jungwon: do you mean thirsty?

jay: water hungry

[eterni-ki-moved]

jay: when i was born, god said "too good, too much perfection"

sunghoon: wrong.

sunghoon: when you were born, the devil said "oh look, competition"