Jellyjae

Yeon🦊bin🐰gyu🐻 ✨enthusiast✨ I'd award Gyu for breathing. ISTJ

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[jelllyjae]

Taehyun: I think public displays of affection are unnecessary.

Soobin: Totally. Keep it private.

Yeonjun & Beomgyu: walk past, holding each other dramatically like they’re in a K-drama

Soobin, loudly: Kiss again, I didn’t catch that angle.

Taehyun, louder: MAKE IT SLOWER

[jelllyjae]

Beomgyu:can you stop talking abt me, gyu this gyu that. In ten years you won't remember my last name

Yeonjun : that's cause in 10 years you'll have my last name

Huening Kai:

Soobin :

Taehyun: do you ever think before you speak?

[jelllyjae]

Beomgyu: I'm tired

Huening Kai : you slept for 3 hours last night why are you suprised??

Beomgyu: I'm not surprised, I just wanted to complain about it

[jelllyjae]

talking on the phone*

Beomgyu: Remember how I said that Yeonjun and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Soobin: Yeah…

Beomgyu: Well, we’re in jail.

Beomgyu: *hangs up*

[jelllyjae]

Beomgyu: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Taehyun: You and me!!!

Beomgyu, tearing up: Okay.

[the-overanalyst]

it's always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there's just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone's praises whilst destroying them.

[jelllyjae]

Soobin to the maknaes after a fight

Soobin : prove that you've sorted everything out

Beomgyu: I like you guys

Huening Kai : I love you guys !!! ><

Taehyun: I'm borderline indifferent but not hostile

Soobin:...good

[jelllyjae]

Beomgyu getting ready for a date with Taehyun

Huening Kai: Just be yourself

Beomgyu: Be myself ?!? Have you ever met me.

Beomgyu looking around the room : how long did it take for you guys to start liking me

Soobin : a few weeks

Yeonjun: couple months give or take

Heesung: I haven't come around to it yet

Jeongin: you guys like him ???

[da-rk-ac-ad-em-ia]

“Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.”

- Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

[jelllyjae]

Soobin : I want to date!!!

Beomgyu: I could help you with that hyung.

Soobin : Really?!?

Beomgyu, smiling: of course I'd love too

Soobin: GREAT!!! Who're you gonna set me up with?

Beomgyu, sighing: God. I love my men big, stupid and helplessly oblivious

[jelllyjae]

Beomgyu: A theif.

Taehyun: Thief?

Beomgyu: Theif.

Taehyun : I before E, except after C.

Beomgyu: Thceif.

Taehyun : No.

[jelllyjae]

Yeonjun: it happened. I'm finally taking Beomgyu out on a date. Thoughts?

Soobin : And prayers bro. You need them

[jelllyjae]

Yeonjun: Rule 1; never let him see how much you care Rule 2-

Yeonjun: Beomgyu what are you doing?

Beomgyu*building a Lego castle*: it's for you hyung

Yeonjun: oh, that's so sweet. Do you need me to help you? I'd be more than happy to help. What about a snack? Do you want one??? Or I could just here and keep you company. Mhm?

Huening Kai: ONCE AGAIN NEVER TRUST A MAN

[jelllyjae]

Soobin: why did you leave wrestlemania on for Odi?

Beomgyu: he needs to learn how to protect us

[jelllyjae]

Soobin: There are seven chairs and ten kids.What do we do?

Taehyun: Have everyone stand

Huening Kai: bring three more chairs

Yeonjun: the most important ones can sit down

Beomgyu: I don't know, kill three of them

[jelllyjae]

Taehyun: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends

Soobin : your what???

Taehyun: My Friends

Yeonjun: Is he saying "friends"

Huening Kai : I think he's being sarcastic

Beomgyu: No, no, no, this is a delirium. He's finally cracked from staying up all night. HEY TAEHYUN! All of your friends are in this room.

Taehyun : I have other friends! You told me to make new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.