Jul 13, 2023
Jaune: So you’ve never dated anyone?
Ruby: Nope.
Jaune: How??
Ruby, shrugging: I dunno. Never asked. Never got asked.
Jaune, under his breath: But you’re so beautiful..
Ruby: What?
Jaune: What?
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Jaune: So you’ve never dated anyone?
Ruby: Nope.
Jaune: How??
Ruby, shrugging: I dunno. Never asked. Never got asked.
Jaune, under his breath: But you’re so beautiful..
Ruby: What?
Jaune: What?
Jaune: I would say I should quit while I'm ahead, but I'm not.
Ruby: You're not ahead, or you're not quitting?
Jaune: ... Both.
Ren: Why do you look like that?
Jaune, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Ren: Like you’re dead.
Jaune: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Nora: Jaune accidentally called Ruby “babe” in front of everyone today and now he’s embarrassed.
Jaune: *sobs into the floor*
Emerald: So, are you two dating now?
Jaune & Ruby: Yes.
Emerald: Why?
Jaune: I happen to find Ruby very appealing.
Emerald: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Ruby.
Jaune:
Jaune: First of all, rude.
Ruby: My future partner must be brave, strong, smart, and—
Jaune: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Ruby:
Ruby: That one. I want that one.
Ruby: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Jaune: Wow. He sounds stupid.
Ruby: But he’s not! He’s really smart actually. Just dense.
Jaune: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Ruby: I guess you’re right. Hey Jaune, I love you!
Jaune: See! Just say that!
Ruby: Oh my gods..
Jaune: If that flies over his head then, sorry Ruby, but he’s too dumb for you.
Ruby: Jaune.
Jaune: What?
Ruby:
Jaune:
Jaune: OH.
Ruby: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Jaune and I are dating.
Jaune, Yang, Weiss, and Blake: *gasp*
Ruby: Jaune, why are you surprised?!
Ruby: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Jaune: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear any complaints.