Nov 6, 2024
sportacus: i think i’m falling for you
robbie: get up
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sportacus: i think i’m falling for you
robbie: get up
Sportacus: why are you looking at me through a fork?
Robbie: i'm pretending you're in jail
robbie: third base is when sportacus sees me have an anxiety attack
sportacus looking at robbie: he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore
some mayhem city citizen: can you come collect your freak elf please? he’s… doing things.
robbie: no, i set sportafreak loose on purpose.
robbie: he needs enrichment.
robbie: every time i move, i crunch like popcorn
sportacus: and every time we kiss, i swear i could fly!
sportacus: robbie’s mad at me
sportacus: hope i die
sportacus: whenever i’m losing a fight with robbie, i like to hit him with the ol’ “you want me.”