#incorrect prinxiety

[incorrect-robbie]

Patton: <hiding behind the bush with Logan>

Patton: Have they kissed yet

Roman: You’re ten feet away we can hear you

Virgil: And see you

Patton: So have you kissed yet

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Virgil: The next person who says “Weird flex but okay” is going to get hit.

Roman: Preposterous boast but alas.

[extrabigsuperlargeboobs]

Virgil: mimes are to clowns as dogs are to wolves.

Roman, trembling: wh- what?

Virgil: you know, in the scheme of things, houses are just tupperware and we are all god’s leftovers.

Roman, sobbing: babe. please. it’s 3 am. let me sleep.

[mothmans-cumrag]

Logan: Tomorrow is my anniversary with Patton. I'd like to cook him an impressive breakfast. Can you help orient me with that process?

Roman: I'd be honoured, calculator watch! Preparing food for one's lover is the most intimate gift of all! So I know you love Peanutbutter and Jelly sandwiches. Why?

Logan: Their components have a long shelf life, they're cost-effective and they're so simple, a child could make them.

Roman: *dramatic sigh* okay, I was looking for more of an emotional connection. For example: My favourite sweets are liquorice spiders because they remind me of Virgil, and every time I eat them when alone I feel like he is with me. What's your story behind a PB&J?

Logan: I want a sandwich. I make a sandwich. I eat the sandwich.

[lowkey-virgil-sanders]

Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Virgil: Death penalty.

Roman:... babe, it was just a parking ticket

Virgil:[leaning into the mic] Please kill me.

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Roman: Every girl is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way and anyone who disagrees can fight me.

Virgil: I’m not disagreeing but I do kinda wanna fight if you’re down.

Roman: A fight for the sake of fighting is the purest form of fight lets go.

Janus: Join in if you’re girl positive but also ready to throw down.

[incorrect-robbie]

Logan: How do you want your coffee

Roman: As sweet as my boyfriend

Logan: *panicking* I don’t have enough salt for that

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Virgil: Stop asking me about my feelings

Roman: But I care about you

Virgil: Disgusting

Roman:

Virgil:

Virgil: I guess I get kind of sad sometimes