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Umeji: Word on the street is that you’ve gone soft, boss.

Osoro: *frowning* Is that so?

Hokuto: We would never say such a thing. But we’ve heard it a time or two.

Osoro: We’ll see how soft I am when I snap someone’s—

Hanako: *walks in upset, holding two halves of a bracelet* Hoshiko tore my bracelet off.

Osoro: *immediately stops frowning* Hey, hey, it’s alright, sweetie. Let’s go buy you some new ones, okay?

Umeji & Hokuto: *cough* Softie. *cough*

Kashiko: I just ended a six month relationship.

Kokoro: I'm so sorry...

Kashiko: It's okay, it wasn't my relationship.

Kocho: I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.

Kocho: And it tastes incredible.

Kocho: And I have chest pains.

Aoi: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Shiromi: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Aoi: ...

Aoi: You mean ring bearER, right?

Shiromi: ...

Aoi: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

*while waiting outside the Guidance Counselor’s office*

Ayano: What are you in for?

Kokona: Oh, she just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the gym. What about you?

Ayano: I stabbed a girl with a screwdriver.

Kokona:

Kokona: We live very different lives.

Ayano: Yes, we do.

Hana: I'm pretty sure Ajia Ashitomi is a Japanese nationalist.

Kokoro:.... I said "the tuna's good today" and you replied with that.

Yui: You can trust me! Let’s not forget who pulled you out of that river when you were 14.

Yuna: let’s not forget who pushed me in.

Info-Chan: What did you do with Osana's body?

Ayano: What didn’t I do with her body?

Info-Chan: …

Ayano: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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