#cameroncc

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Gwen: What the fuck is wrong with you!?

Cameron: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Gwen: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Cameron: It's not that I don't care what you want. It's just that... you're kids. What you want doesn't matter.

Campers: [Max folds his arms and him and the rest of the campers give Cameron looks of disgust]

Cameron: Wow. I do suck.

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One day, the Quartermaster complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over.

Cameron, probably.

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Be honest. Are you as shocked as I am that it’s not me who is going to jail?

Cameron after something happened

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David: Hello?

Cameron: I can't take the trash out today, I'm out late driving a kid to the hospital.

David: The caller ID says you're calling from the messhall. In fact I can see you.

Cameron: [Edging sideways.] OK, can you see me now?

David: No.

Cameron: Now I‘m driving a kid to the hospital.

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Remember Kids, Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Cameron C Campbell