#incorrect scorbus

[micheleblack]

[Baking at the Potter’s]

Scorpius: Licking the beaters is the best part!

Albus: Agreed.

Teddy: Personally I prefer the Chasers.

James: Teddy!

[the-fandoms-bitch]

Scorpius, deadpan, standing on top of the Slytherin table: Romeo, O Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?

Albus, also standing on the table: Umm... right here, but that's not... *looks at page, confused* right...

Scorpius: "Wherefore" means "why" not "where", dumbass.

Albus, slightly offended: Well, how was I supposed to know that?! I'm not Shakespearean! I haven't read anything written past 1987!

Rose: Not even you school books...?

Scorpius: *raises eyebrow, looks at Albus* Really?

Albus: ...

Albus and Scorpius: *suddenly starts bickering*

Rose: Hey! Hey! Can we continue?

Albus and Scorpius: *continues*

Albus: *pronounces word wrong*

Scorpius: *corrects him*

Albus: *protests*

Albus and Scorpius: *bicker more*

Scoprius, finally done: *slams script on the table* Goddamn it, Romeo! This is why our marriage isn't working out, Dipshit!

Albus: *tackles Scorpius, causing both of them to tumble off the table*

McGonagall, looking on from the stairs: *bangs head against stone archway* I should have just told their parents they were squibs.

[incorrect-scorbus-quotes]

Scorpius: Fuck you!

Albus: That's what I'm waiting for!

Scorpius:

Albus:

Scorpius: what

Albus: what

[micheleblack]

Top posts of 2020 (and their fandoms/pairings)

1). The Memory of a Goldfish - HP; Marauder’s Era - Wolfstar

2). Candle Scandal - HP; NextGen - Scorbus

3). The Howler Bet - HP; Marauder’s Era - Wolfstar

4). Kacchan Hits (on) Deku - MHA - Bakudeku

5). Sora Takes his Animals to the Zoo - KH - Soriku

6). Albus Thinks About Scorpuis’ Charms - HP; NextGen - Scorbus

7). Flashbang - MHA - Bakudeku

8). Roxas and Axel Roleplay - KH - Akuroku

9). Cream Pie - MHA - Bakudeku

10). Harder! - HP; NextGen - Scorbus

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It’s been a good year for these :D I’m glad you all liked them so much. Thanks for voting theses into my top ten!

[the-fandoms-bitch]

Scorpius Malfoy, walking to class:

Albus Potter, walking closely behind him:

Albus: *slows* *smirks*

Albus: Damn.

Scorpius: *stops* *sighs*

Scorpius: You're staring at my arse, aren't you?

Albus:

Albus:

Albus: ...no.

[the-fandoms-bitch]

Scorpius, to Rose: You know, in 20 years, I guarantee I will be Albus' second husband.

Albus, overhearing: What happened to my first husband?

Scorpius: Nothing you can prove.