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Soonyoung: i won’t and will never be silenced
Jihoon: you literally never shut the fuck up
Dino: hey thanks for ignoring me and my texts
Seungkwan: no problem, anytime bro
Dino: what the fuck is your problem?
Soonyoung, texting: yoo woozi’s online
Soonyoung: what should i send?
Seungkwan: send nudes
Soonyoung: you first
Seungkwan:
Seungkwan: send it to HIM
Seungkwan: fucking idiot
Jun: a mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped and killed it
Jun: and I started thinking
Jun: what if it was just hungry?
Jun: what if I just went to the fridge and it slammed shut and snapped off my neck
Jun: ..how would I feel?
Minghao:
Minghao: what?
Seungkwan: you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end
Dino: yes you can
Seungkwan: shut up nerd
Wonwoo, on X: like this for a tbh
Wonwoo: @hoshi tbh ur kinda ugly
Soonyoung: I DIDN’T EVEN LIKE
Dokyeom, to SVT: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.
Seungkwan: But how-
Dokyeom, ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.
Jeonghan: You don’t deserve me.
Woozi: At your worst or your best?
Jeonghan: I don’t have a worst.
Woozi: Because you’re already at your worst?
Woozi: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Soonyoung: Yours.
Woozi:
Woozi: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.
Vernon: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Dokyeom: Cannibalism.
Vernon: *confused chewing noises*
Dino: *is throwing stones at Seungkwan's window*
Seungkwan: You have a phone for a reason, Dino!
*THUD*
Seungkwan: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
Joshua: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Vernon: Um, murder???
Seungkwan: Adventuring!
Dokyeom: Tuesday.
Seungcheol: But that place is haunted.
Dino: Ghosts prey on fear. Just be confident!
Seungcheol, marching into the haunted house: I AM NOT SCARED! I AM NOT A PUSSY!
*SVT at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Minghao, Jihoon, and Jun: *spinning a little and talking*
Jeonghan, Soonyoung, and Seungkwan: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Dokyeom: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?
Seungkwan: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.
Mingyu: We need a way to lure in new customers?
Minghao: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Jeonghan: Joshua bath water.
Joshua: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Jihoon: What are you two arguing about this time?
Wonwoo: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!
Mingyu: Cry me a table, Wonwoo.