#shinee crack

[dumbshineeimagines]

[Imagine] SHINee ranked from best to least by who can dance to “Last Last” by Burna Boy the best!

Bruh I don’t even think they know this song-

Author: Shut up fam this is based on how they would feel the song if it’s being played.

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Jonghyun: Now I know you guys are probably thinking that this is favouritism, but NO. After speculating HUNDREDS OF GIFS of him dancing, I could tell you for a fact that THIS GUY CAN DANCE. Despite not having a lot of butt jello like the other members, HE KNOWS HOW TO WHINE AND HE COULD LITERALLY WHINE ON PEOPLE- if he knew the song, he would vibe very well and with that I would say 10/10.

Taemin: ALRIGHT. Taemin knows how to twerk, yes. However, he isn’t the best like Jonghyun. Sure he’s always getting whined on by him, but he isn’t as great. Definitely he has potential to whine as good as Jonghyun but he just isn’t there yet. I’m gonna give him a 8/10.

Key: Ehhhh… he’s alright. He isn’t the best, but he got the spirit. He knows how to twerk, but I’m not sure if he knows how to whine. But overall I like his energy so I will give him 7.5/10.

Minho: Yes I know my guy Minho has a big bunda, but I’m not sure if he could dance to Last Last to be honest. He might not know the song and would get confused with what dance move to make, but he’ll eventually get there and have the lord and saviour Jonghyun to help him by whining on him so he doesn’t seem too awkward. Do like his energy though but I’ll give him a 6/10.

Onew: I know you guys are probably going to hate by putting him last (last), but it’s true guys. I don’t even think he would know how to start. He would probably prefer to take videos or watch the other members dancing so he doesn’t do it himself. He’s definitely unfamiliar with the song and would be a little awkward dancing to it. But to be fair, he does have a little bit of potential. Since I’m nice, I’ll give him a 5/10 for effort.

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Moral of the story: I really don’t know what I’m talking about ask SHINee to dance to Last Last. Yep there you go.

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[imbicuriousyeah]

Jonghyun: Key, i’m in love with you

Key: we called off the prank war last night, you dork

Jonghyun: i know

Key: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool.

[hoe-ly-taemin]

if it wasn't for the crowd, Minho would've murdered Taemin on stage that night 💀

[lightofsunshinee]

Credits to

[bustitdownmarklee]

i hate it here lmfao

[taeyongandfree]

[01:38a.m.] you're driving a car and suddenly you see lee taemin crossing the road; tears well up in your eyes because you know it means you're his soulmate. stepping on the accelerator with some force, the car speeds up to crash against his lithe body. in a slow motion movie type of scene before the collision, he looks at you, the driver, and smiles widely because he also knows what's coming, even if it means he'll break a few bones, it's for a good cause. it's for you.

[bbyunc]

[1:08 PM] "Taemin!" You yell from the kitchen with a medium sized box in your hand. He looks away from his phone and looks at you. "How do you bake a cake?" You ask once you knew you had his attention.

He laughs and goes back on his phone. "I don't know. Google it," he says. You sigh and mutter, "Thanks for the help," then proceeded to grab your phone to google, 'how to bake a cake.'

[pennywise-chenle]

\6:14pm\ -Taemin changes his name to “💖O-p-p-a💖” in your phone.