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Raihan: When you turn 18, people are gonna try to tell you to buy porn or cigarettes just because you can.

Raihan: FUCK THAT! You know what else is legal to buy at 18? blades. Get yourself a damn SWORD.

Gloria: Are you sure you should be telling me this?

Piers: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the biggest hoe of them all?

Mirror: *shows picture of Raihan*

Leon: If I we’re a gardener, I’d put our tu-lips together.

Sonia: awww babe.

Raihan: Hey Nessa, if I were a gardener you’d be my hoe.

Nessa: ...I mean, thanks? I think?

Nessa: This curry is too hot, I can’t eat it.

Leon:

Sonia:

Raihan: *snickers* You’re hot, but I’d still eat—

Sonia: ONE DINNER.

Sonia: *Slams hand down on the table*

Sonia: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK

Allister: Would you like to see what’s hidden beneath my floorboards?

Raihan: Look, you spooky bitch, I would love to.

Raihan: You came downstairs saying you were “dressed to impress.”

Nessa, hungover: What was I wearing?

Raihan: Nothing.

[on a yacht]

Raihan: [raises glass] To our new “yakt”.

Nessa: The “c” is silent.

Raihan, staring off into the horizon: Yes, it’s very tranquil, you’re right.

Bea: Raihan, you’re so tall. What can you see?

Raihan: Everyone’s flaws.

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