#incorrect gloria

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Raihan: When you turn 18, people are gonna try to tell you to buy porn or cigarettes just because you can.

Raihan: FUCK THAT! You know what else is legal to buy at 18? blades. Get yourself a damn SWORD.

Gloria: Are you sure you should be telling me this?

[phantomlordreshiram]

Hop: What's that you got there?

Gloria, standing next to her Eternatus and holding a cup: A smoothie

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Bede, after getting out of the hospital: Hey bitches, I’m back by popular demand!

Marnie, not looking up from her book: Literally no one wanted you back.

Gloria: I only visited you in the hospital to ask if they could take you off life support.

Bede: ...thanks guys, really feeling the love.

Victor: We’ll try harder to prevent that.

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

I think, ethically, we should be allowed to beat politicians with sticks.

- Gloria

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Tag what you’re planning on majoring in

Leon: Respecting Women.

Raihan: YouTube.

Nessa: In the tags, guys...

Piers: F*ckin weed.

Sonia: Criminal justice and psychology.

Gloria: Minecraft.

Hop: I’m terrified that I’ll lock myself into a field that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study that I’ve pursued throughout my life.

Victor: Also Minecraft.

Marnie: Minecraft as well.

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Gloria: After a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as 'a lot. Just a like a lot to deal with'

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Nessa: Millennials are blamed for everything! It’s getting old!

Bea: The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rattata. It was transmitted by millennials.

Piers: Millennials shot Versace.

Victor: Millennials killed off the dinosaurs.

Sonia: Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenburg.

Gloria: Cain was a millennial.

Marnie: Millennials caused the Great Permian Extinction.

Leon: The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with a floating colony of ocean millennials.

Raihan: 10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For.

Hop: Millennials killed Princess Diana.

Leon: I though we agreed that one was John Mulaney.

Hop: John Mulaney is a millennial!

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Lyra: I’ll speak Kalosian between your legs.

Red, signing: That’s... the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.

Nate: I’m just picturing someone screaming ‘BONJOUR!’ at a penis.

Brendan: SACRÉ BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Gloria: TITTY CROISSANTS

Calem: Literally none of you should be having sex, ever.

Calem: Or speaking Kalosian for that matter.