#incorrect tbc quotes

[incorrectherondales]

catarina: how's your little cult thing going, magnus?

magnus: catarina, twitter isn't a cult.

ragnor: sounds like a cult to me.

catarina: eighty thousand people follow him, ragnor.

magnus: seriously, not a cult.

ragnor: what do you call all those people?

magnus:

catarina:

ragnor:

magnus: my followers.

[themortaltextposts]

Magnus Bane's house of "How May I Save Your Ass Today?"

-Magnus answering the phone at some point, probably

[consul-lightwood-bane]

Ragnor, sick with the flu : if you have to arrange a funeral for me, please don’t tell lies at it. i do not light up a room. everyone does not want to be my friend. I don't have a heart of gold or something. i have a smart mouth and 3 friends. talk about that

Magnus : will do

[themortaltextposts]

My ex-girlfriend, Camille, likes to check in every so often and make sure I'm doing okay, and if I am, she tries to fuck everything up.

-Magnus at some point before CoLS, probably

[themortaltextposts]

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

-Magnus at some point in his life, probably

[themortaltextposts]

Excuse me, I'm going to take care of my.. desperately not wanting to be here.

-Raphael Santiago leaving a social event at some point, probably

[themortaltextposts]

The Last Hours textpost

James [hungover after the events of The Midnight Heir]: "Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks"

Matthew: "I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Ducks"

[themortaltextposts]

I’m here to set things right. And also to look dashing. That part’s less difficult.

-Magnus explaining his part in the shadow world at some point, probably