#incorrect tf quotes

[transfrmrs]

Starscream: Apart from my actions what the hell did I do to deserve this

[headcanonsindisguise]

Megatron: We are getting fewer and fewer usable alternative names for flunkies. "Henchmen" is too gendered and "Henchbots" just doesn't have a nice ring to it. You can't say "Minion" without thinking of the little yellow guys and DONT get me started on the word "goon."

[sugarfortia]

Bumblebee: You. All. Did. Not.

Wheeljack: Y'all'dnt

Optimus: We have.. not?

Wheeljack: WE'VNT

[transfrmrs]

Rodimus: yeah stealing the matrix back from the decepticons was actually super easy lol

Rodimus:

Rodimus: why do I hear boss music

[goobleflop]

There is no title, All hail Smormu

Hardhead: Well, I mean, I like you but, aren't we going a bit fast?

Blurr: We are literally about to get married, don't get cold feet on me now! Besides, fast is my middle name

Hardhead: No it's not, your middle name is craig.

[goobleflop]

Saved by the Springrod

Hotrod: My dads are a small green dude who poses as a deadman and a mass murderer!

Springer: My dads are a pissed off cop, a time travelling furry, a gladiator and a half mad senior citizen.

Hotrod: Can I kiss you?

[goobleflop]

Megastar in Battles be like

SG MEGASTAR

Megatron: *has received a single scratch*

Starscream: *scream of pure primal rage*

Every other megastar

Starscream: *is bleeding to death*

Megatron: Hah! Lol.

[goobleflop]

Ratchet and Rodimus have a bad taste in men

Pharma: I'm back biiootch!

Trailbraker: Who the hell is that?!

Rodimus and Ratchet: uh! That's my ex.

*they stare at eachother*

Ratchet and Rodimus: YOUR EX!?