Drift: (cuts his finger) Ratchet: Let me kiss it better Drift: That works? Ratchet: Of course! I would never promote unsafe medical practices. (later) Drift: I need you to punch me in the mouth Ultra Magnus: Finally
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Drift: (cuts his finger) Ratchet: Let me kiss it better Drift: That works? Ratchet: Of course! I would never promote unsafe medical practices. (later) Drift: I need you to punch me in the mouth Ultra Magnus: Finally
[D/N] = Designation (Meaning your name; Cybertronian name)
Cybertronian![Reader]
[D/N]: I only had Bumblebee for a solar-cycle and a half. But if anything happens to him, I’ll offline everyone in this room and then myself.
Bumblebee: ??? *Confused and concerned*
Megatron: We are getting fewer and fewer usable alternative names for flunkies. "Henchmen" is too gendered and "Henchbots" just doesn't have a nice ring to it. You can't say "Minion" without thinking of the little yellow guys and DONT get me started on the word "goon."
Bumblebee: You. All. Did. Not.
Wheeljack: Y'all'dnt
Optimus: We have.. not?
Wheeljack: WE'VNT
If Miko and Jazz ever met
Miko, immediately upon seeing Jazz: Ditch the spec ops
Jazz: Why
Miko: Join my emo band
Saved by the Springrod
Hotrod: My dads are a small green dude who poses as a deadman and a mass murderer!
Springer: My dads are a pissed off cop, a time travelling furry, a gladiator and a half mad senior citizen.
Hotrod: Can I kiss you?
Knockout: have a nice day honey
Starscream: don’t tell me what to do but thanks
Thundercracker: Date a boy who forgives you for your past
Starscream: Date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge
Skywarp: Date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson