#incorrect tf quotes

[transfrmrs]

Drift: (cuts his finger) Ratchet: Let me kiss it better Drift: That works? Ratchet: Of course! I would never promote unsafe medical practices. (later) Drift: I need you to punch me in the mouth Ultra Magnus: Finally

[swiftyangx12]

[D/N] = Designation (Meaning your name; Cybertronian name)

Cybertronian![Reader]

[D/N]: I only had Bumblebee for a solar-cycle and a half. But if anything happens to him, I’ll offline everyone in this room and then myself.

Bumblebee: ??? *Confused and concerned*

[headcanonsindisguise]

Megatron: We are getting fewer and fewer usable alternative names for flunkies. "Henchmen" is too gendered and "Henchbots" just doesn't have a nice ring to it. You can't say "Minion" without thinking of the little yellow guys and DONT get me started on the word "goon."

[sugarfortia]

Bumblebee: You. All. Did. Not.

Wheeljack: Y'all'dnt

Optimus: We have.. not?

Wheeljack: WE'VNT

[s-e-v-e-n-38]

If Miko and Jazz ever met

Miko, immediately upon seeing Jazz: Ditch the spec ops

Jazz: Why

Miko: Join my emo band

[goobleflop]

Saved by the Springrod

Hotrod: My dads are a small green dude who poses as a deadman and a mass murderer!

Springer: My dads are a pissed off cop, a time travelling furry, a gladiator and a half mad senior citizen.

Hotrod: Can I kiss you?

[lespoopypodle]

Knockout: have a nice day honey

Starscream: don’t tell me what to do but thanks

[bot-imagines]

Thundercracker: Date a boy who forgives you for your past

Starscream: Date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge

Skywarp: Date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson