#incorrect tf

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Drift: (cuts his finger) Ratchet: Let me kiss it better Drift: That works? Ratchet: Of course! I would never promote unsafe medical practices. (later) Drift: I need you to punch me in the mouth Ultra Magnus: Finally

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Rodimus: Uh, I think I got your lunch. (holds up a note that reads “I am very proud of you. Love, Ratty”) Drift: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me (holds up a note that reads “Be good. For the love of Primus, please be good”).

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Smokescreen, on the comm: So how does it feel to be married to a literal sex symbol? Prowl: *glances over to Jazz* Jazz: *tries to drink energon why laying on the couch, accidentally waterboards himself, coughs for 5 seconds and tries it again* Prowl: It's okay I guess

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Jazz: Prowl and I are dating! Mirage: We’ve known for ages Prowl: Pardon? We started dating two cycles ago. Ironhide: The frag were you doing before that??

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Mirage: So, what is Jazz to you? Prowl: The reason I wake up every morning. Mirage: Oh. That’s actually adorable. (Jazz, earlier that morning, barging into Prowl’s room and smacking pans together): WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!!!!!

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Optimus: I just heard Jazz say “I can fix him” about Prowl as if he’s not literally worse

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Drift: I'm asking permission to date your friend Ratchet Wheeljack: Sure, I guess. Ironhide: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? No. You can't. You have to beat me in a duel first.

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Ultra Magnus: I think the problem is that there is no problem. Random world leader: Your captain barks Ultra Magnus: Our entire crew barks