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LOSING IT 😭😭

I too would say it was Apollo if Paris had shot me

Aeschylus: Achilles is a top.

Plato: Achilles is a bottom.

Aeschylus, lifting up a chair: TOP.

Plato, chucking his own chair across the room: BOTTOM.

Patroclus, in Elysium: Bottom.

Achilles, in Elysium: Bottom.

achilles and odysseus: *sitting in the jail*

odysseus: so what are we going to do now?

achilles: i would call patroclus, but i feel safer in the jail

odysseus: *thinking about penelope*

odysseus: same bro, same

Rereading TSOA and I don't think I will ever recover from "what has Hector ever done to me?"

I hope to be talked about the way Patroclus talks of Achilles.

Patroclus blushed watching Achilles fight: Who is that boy?

Odysseus: Dude, chill. That’s your boyfriend.

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