#incorrecthaikyuuquotes

[deku-kachan]

*Random creep hitting on Yachi*

Yama: She looks uncomfortable.

Tsuki: True.

Hinata: Did he just place his arm around her shoulders?

Kageyama: Alright! That's it!

*Tsukki, Yama, Kageyama, and Hinata stalking over*

Hinata: *shrugs his arm off*

Kageyama and Tsukki: *loom dangerously over him*

Yama: *stands firmly beside her*

Suga and Daichi, watching: We rasied them well.

Noya and Tanka, wiping fake tears: Our sweet kouhais.

[screechingoikawa]

Tendou : Maam, can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher : I don't know can you?

Tendou : Well? I guess i'll just piss on the floor

[sophie-san]

nishinoya: do you want to see a butterfly?

asahi: i don't think—

nishinoya: *throws the butter across the room*

[princess-ditzy]

Ennoshita: What am I allergic to? pine nuts 

Ennoshita: And the full spectrum of human emotions

Tanaka: LIES!! You said you loved me the other day!

Ennoshita: i r r e l e v a n t 

[s0lcamilo]

Daichi: Suga, i am begging you to cancel your “no swearing” rule

Sugawara:... why?

Tanaka from a distance: well that just DILLS MY PICKLE

[beep-beep-kneecaps]

Hinata: hey kageyama-kun! What do you call it when a volleyball breaks!!

Kageyama: boke, shut up

Hinata: terri-ball

Kageyama: I’m gonna kill you

[deku-kachan]

*Kenma brooding*

Lev: What's up with him?

Kenma: Hiss.

Lev: Uh-

Kuroo, with a water spray: He just misses Shoyou.

*sprays water at Kenma*

Kuroo: Bad!

Kenma: HISSS!

[screechingoikawa]

Tendou : What is Ushijima doing laying down on the floor?

Semi : I said the floor was You.

Ushijima :

Tendou : *gay panic*