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Chiron, after getting a new phone: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?

Percy: What up?

Jason: Who dis be?

Leo: No she's dead this is her son.

Piper: percy doesn’t seem very impressive??

Piper:

Piper: but annabeth? hell yeah i’d hit that

Hylla: I think I prefer you not being a guinea pig

Percy: *glares at Hylla* Hardy har har

Reyna: *glares at Percy* Not funny

Leo: Yeah, we’re friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Nico: We’re not frien—

Leo: Shhhh... Just play along.

Nico: *rolls eyes and sighs* What?

Leo: What?

Percy: OH! OH! I wanna be that dude in the background!

Percy: *in the background, eating chips* You said you would fuck him if he asked.

Leo: Not a lie.

Leo: Rules are made to be broken

Annabeth: ...They were made to be followed. Nothing was made to be broken.

Leo: Uh, Piñatas.

Percy, without missing a beat: Glowsticks

Jason: Skateboards

Piper: Spaghetti if you have a small pot

Annabeth:

Hazel: Going to Plan B

Leo: Technically, this would be Plan G.

Jason: How Many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?

Piper: Yeah, but Leo dies in Plan M.

Frank: I like Plan M.

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