Coran: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.
Shiro: I did. I broke it…
Coran: No. No, you didn’t. Hunk?
Hunk: Don’t look at me. Look at Keith.
Keith: What?! I didn’t break it.
Hunk: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Keith: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Hunk: Suspicious.
Keith: No, it’s not!
Pidge: If it matters, probably not…Lance was the last one to use it.
Lance: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Pidge: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Lance: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Pidge!
Shiro: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Coran.
Coran: No. Who broke it?
Keith: [whispering] Coran, Allura's been awfully quiet…
Allura: Really?!
Keith: Yeah, really!
…
Coran: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.