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Piper: percy doesn’t seem very impressive??

Piper:

Piper: but annabeth? hell yeah i’d hit that

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It makes me cry in a cool way.

Lance

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Coran: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.

Shiro: I did. I broke it…

Coran: No. No, you didn’t. Hunk?

Hunk: Don’t look at me. Look at Keith.

Keith: What?! I didn’t break it.

Hunk: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Keith: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Hunk: Suspicious.

Keith: No, it’s not!

Pidge: If it matters, probably not…Lance was the last one to use it.

Lance: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Pidge: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Lance: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Pidge!

Shiro: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Coran.

Coran: No. Who broke it?

Keith: [whispering] Coran, Allura's been awfully quiet…

Allura: Really?!

Keith: Yeah, really!

…

Coran: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Father’s Day

Lance: I would like to raise a toast to my father. As we all know, he’s a very busy man so he can’t be here today but..

Lance (holds up a picture of Shiro): I love you Daddy!

inspired by (x)

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Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me… No, don’t sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I’m trying to make.

Percy Jackson, probably

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Apollo: Good morning, my neighbors!

Percy: Hey, fuck you!

Apollo: Yes! Yes, fuck you too!