its a lot

i used to be @incorrectquotes-fandom if ur confused

[melonin4]

the first guy on the brooklyn 99 “i want it that way” cold open

gives off the EXACT same energy as the zebra from madagascar

[melonin4]

i’m back and i have a new personality

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what’s the verbal equivalent of strikethrough font?

[actualcottoncandy]

I must know

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s either mumbling or fake regretting what you just said

[pokemonbutch-blog]

stage whispering

[melonin4]

like saying something but cutting urself off far enough for them to get the point

[melonin4]

[sawasawako-archived]

Do you think Annabeth kept using the drakon bone sword after Tartarus?

i don’t remember what the drakon bone sword is lol sorry…

[melonin4]

it’s the one that damacus gave her in tartarus after she lost luke’s knife

[melonin4]

Percy: i’ve been through some bad shit

Leo: i should be a sad bitch

Percy: who would’ve thought it’d..

Leo & Percy: tURN ME TO A SAVAGE

[melonin4]

Zeus: *does something*

Zeus: whoops

Zeus: jACKSON

[fernsandsunflowers]

Minerva Mcgongall pulled out her notebook and turned to the page that listed the names and details of that years Gryffindor Quidditch team. Her heart swelling with pride she jotted down the name “Harry Potter” next to the position “Seeker” before closing the book and opening a second drawer. She took out a small, wooden box and rummaged in it for a few seconds before withdrawing a worn out envelope, inside of which was a short letter and a photograph.

“Dearest Minnie,

Hope you’re doing well! I’m the same of course, driving Lily up the wall as usual, she sends you her love by the way!

Now I know I told you that you’ll never find a chaser as good as me ever again, but it just goes to show that even the brilliant are sometimes mistaken. I’ve found you (made you!) a replacement who will one day outshine his old man by leagues! Enclosed is a photograph of your new Quidditch prodigy so that you may assess his skills for yourself. We have him chasing the cat for practice. He’ll be unbeatable by the time he starts at Hogwarts! The youngest Quidditch player in a century!

I guarantee it, Minnie. And you know I’m never wrong, though you’ll never admit it!

Missing you and Hogwarts terribly,

Lots of love,

James

P.S. Sirius says his marriage proposal still stands.”

Wiping away a single tear that ran down her cheek and chuckling to herself, she smiled down at the photograph of a small, gleeful, black haired boy zooming along on a toy broom, a pair of legs chasing after him and a young woman laughing hysterically in a corner.

“Right again, Mr. Potter.”

[moonknightly]

If you listen closely you can hear me screaming

[dogfatherpads]

You’ll also be able to hear me sobbing over this post, again

[pkpaulshow]

[perks-of-being-a-kuya]

YEA WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[xxx-wingpilot]

when I procrastinate to the very last minute and almost ruin my life but somehow it works out

[melonin4]

Zeus: *does something*

Zeus: whoops

Zeus: jACKSON

[melonin4]

Nico: *walks in late, visibly disheveled*

Nico: sorry i was doing stuff

Will: i’m stu-

Percy: hE USED TO WISH I WAS STUFF

..

i modified the original?

[melonin4]

Nico: *walks in late, visibly disheveled*

Nico: sorry i was doing stuff

Will: i’m stu-

Percy: hE USED TO WISH I WAS STUFF

..

i modified the original?

[melonin4]

Headcanon that my baby Nico di Angelo actually loves

pride celebrations and pride parades bc it makes him feel normal, but special at the same time?? it makes him feel loved and accepted and percy & jason always offer to come with, because they love them too. but nico just wants this to himself, so he takes will and they hold hands and march and cheer and hold up posters

and nico doesn’t see it as a protest, even if it is. it’s just a celebration to be happy. so while some ppl are screaming in anger while angrily raising their posters, nico holds tightly to will’s hand and they’re happy and they set off confetti bombs and they’re screaming like ppl scream on new yrs- just this purely happy, excited, here i am !!™️ scream and will loves it too but not as much as nico but he thinks it’s adorable when nico really lets go

[melonin4]

Percy: i’ve been through some bad shit

Leo: i should be a sad bitch

Percy: who would’ve thought it’d..

Leo & Percy: tURN ME TO A SAVAGE

[melonin4]

Nico: *walks in late, visibly disheveled*

Nico: sorry i was doing stuff

Will: i’m stu-

Percy: hE USED TO WISH I WAS STUFF

..

i modified the original?

[melonin4]

Nico: hey did someone ask for an emo gay shit

Nico: no?

Nico:

Nico: well i’m here now

[minihowie]

Is it bad that we’ve got guests staying over and for the time they have been here I have been hiding in my room?

[yupokaysuremhm]

Honestly that’s expected

[minihowie]

Yeah haha. It’s not my fault I don’t like interacting with new people lol

[yupokaysuremhm]

Does anyone, really? I’m not convinced extroverts are a thing

[minihowie]

I know, yeah haha. Hmm, I smell a conspiracy theory

[yupokaysuremhm]

HEY EXTROVERTS! IF YOU EXIST, COMMENT

DISPROVE THE THEORY

That should do the trick

[melonin4]

m hi that’s me