Pansy: So, howās the school play going, Granger? Hermione:Howās it going? Letās seeā¦ Neville forgets his lines every time Theo looks at him. Blaise flirts with Ron so much that our stage crew had to dim the lights just to cool the room down. Pansy: That soundsā¦ spicy. Hermione: Oh, it gets better. Harry and Draco are currently making out on stage. Pansy: ā¦I didnāt know there was a kissing scene. Hermione: There isnāt. Hermione: I said āCutā five minutes ago. Pansy: Oh. Hermione:Oh?! Theyāre still going at it! I think they forgot theyāre supposed to be enemies in this play! Pansy: Enemies? Please, theyāre one misplaced breath away from an engagement. Ron (somewhere offstage): Blaise, stop touching me, itās not part of the scene! Blaise: Iām improvising. Theo: Neville, your line. Neville: Your eyes areāwait, what were my eyes again? Hermione:Your line! Neville: Right, right. āYour eyes areā¦ likeā¦ plants.ā Theo: ā¦Romantic. Hermione:This is fine. Everything is fine. Pansy: Should I get popcorn? Hermione: Get McGonagall ,Readmore
When you try to direct a school play but accidentally host Hogwartsā most chaotic love pentagon.
