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Sirius: *tells a stupid joke*

Remus: *gets annoyed and tells him to fuck off*

Stranger: Excuse me, is this man bothering you?

Remus: Yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.

Probably Happened at Hogwarts

fred: why did the chicken cross the road?

dumbledore: why?

fred: to get to the idiots house.

fred: knock knock.

dumbledore: who’s there?

fred: the chicken.

dumbledore:

fred:

dumbledore: i won’t punish you on one condition.

fred: okay..?

dumbledore: go tell that joke to snape.

House Slytherin: cunning on the streets, ambitious in the sheets.

The Sorting Hat, probably

#Imagine: Professor Sprout in the battle of hogwarts with a pot Venomous Tentacula strapped to her back so she's basically Harry Potter Dr. Octopus.

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Sprout: *vines protruding from back strangling a death eater* Feel the wrath of my f*cking plants!

McGonagall: Pomona what the fuck.

Molly:Boys you could have called me. It's mothers day!

Fred:

George:i texted you!

Molly:I bIrThEd YOu

Gryffindor:Where's your optimism?

Slytherin:What's that?

ron: why are only roosters allowed to start the day with screaming?

harry: you are not allowed to do that because i sleep in the same room and will murder you without regret.

pansy: potter. potter. potter

harry: ya

pansy: i would sell you to the dark lord for one corn chip

harry: .....i regret showing u memes

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