#incorrectmdzsquotes

[jifengxtyun]

*at a boutique*

wei wuxian, with 2 pants on his hands: lan zhan, lan zhan. which of these bottoms is your favorite?

lan wangji: you

wei wuxian: i don't know, lan zhan. that's why im asking you which of them looks better on me

lan wangji:

[gennatakesontheworld]

Wei Wuxian, probably: I am a man of many talents. I can perform necromancy and reverse necromancy.

Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang: What's reverse necromancy?

Wei Wuxian: Murder.

Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang:

Lan Wangji: I am in love.

[ezratherobat]

Lan Qiren: The Yiling Patriarch is a terrible villain, a heretic, madman, and a murderer!

Lan Wangji: You don't have all the facts

Lan Qiren: Which are?

Lan Wangji: I love him

[gennatakesontheworld]

Wei Wuxian: *on the phone to Yanli* I heard 1 in 4 people are gay. That means at least one person in my friendship group is gay. I hope it's Lan Zhan, because Lan Zhan is cute.

Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang in the background: It's not Lan Zhan.

Little do they know, they are wrong. It totally is Lan Zhan.

[ezratherobat]

Nie Mingjue: Sorry I'm late I was doing stuff

Jin Guangyao: He kicked me down the fucking stairs