freddie: guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
roger, on the bottom bunk: honestly, fuck you
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freddie: guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
roger, on the bottom bunk: honestly, fuck you
@vampireluph
This is a real Maylor moment from their interview in Perth
Brian: Roger and I managed to get away a couple of days early over here in Perth and no one knew we were here. We just went out to the beach. I can’t believe it was quiet and peaceful... we had a “good” time.
Interviewer: what....
Roger: (cut the interviewer off to give an “extra” info) it was “hot” and sunny 😉
Brian: (thinking about their “holiday”) very nice, yeah..
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(Now tell me Maylor isn’t real 😂 )
John, angrily: You're like school in July
Roger:
Roger: what
John: No class
john: im cold
freddie: here, take my jacket
brian: im cold too
roger, with brian's coat on: well i cant control the weather, brian!
brian: nothing you say will bother me
roger: really?
freddie: let's test him
john: not every song needs a guitar solo
brian, triggered: say that again i dare you
*After Back Chat*
John: I made you tea, Bri
*Brian drinks and spits*
Brian: but that's with salt!!
Deaky: BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I AM MADE OF, BITCH.
Freddie in music class
Teacher: what instrument do you play?
Freddie: I play the crowd
Teacher: wh-
Freddie: AAAAAAAAYYOOOO
Crowd: AAAAAAAAYYOOOO
miami: if you took a shot for every time you’ve made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
brian: maybe a bit tipsy
john: drunk
freddie: wasted
roger: dead