#incorrectshadowhuntersquotes

[pinkgiraffe1604]

Simon: Ok what’s everyone’s favourite planet?

Izzy: Neptune

Jace: Uranus

Alec: WOW ur so mature

Magnus: Earth

Clary: How come?

Magnus: Cause Alec’s on it

Alec: *blushes*

[slytherfelices]

jace: so, let me get this straight-

magnus: more like let me run this bi you.

simon: let's just see how this pans out.

raphael: We should ace-ess the situation.

alec: i'm gay.

[sana-bakkoush]

Jocelyn: I need you to stay calm, okay?

Clary: I’m just going to stay angry, I find that relaxes me.

[slytherfelices]

jace: look, alec, you're obviously upset about magnus

izzy: so we've decided to come over here and help you out

alec: i'm not upset

izzy: we found you in the park throwing rocks at couples

alec: WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY

[slytherfelices]

alec: that's ridiculous, magnus doesn't have a crush on me!

izzy: yes he does.

jace: yes he does.

clary: yes he does.

magnus: yes i do.

[slytherfelices]

alec: okay guys, how do i ask magnus out?

izzy: roses are red, violets are blue. guess what, my bed has room for two.

alec: oh my god, no!

clary: twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

alec: STOP IT!

jace: row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

alec: fuck you all. i'm leaving.

[slytherfelices]

magnus: i want takeout.

alec: me too... i'm not calling.

magnus: me neither.

alec: so now what?

magnus: we starve.

izzy: you two are pathetic.

[slytherfelices]

alec: i'm gonna send a dick pic

magnus: uHH...

alec: *sends picture of jace*

magnus: oh shit. that's a big one.