#incorrectsuperm

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i am shaking coz I understand too

Lucas: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Ten: But are you shuffling?

Mark: Everyday.

Taemin: What language are you two speaking??

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too hot

Lucas: [screaming in the background]

Mark: What happened?

Kai: I don’t know, I think they saw themselves in the mirror.

LUCAS, in the distance: Baekhyun hyung! THERE’S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL!

Baekhyun: It’s okay, Lucas! Just introduce yourself, I’m sure they’re nice.

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ooh niceee

Taemin: What’s in the suitcase?

Ten: Vodka.

Taemin: You brought a suitcase full of vodka?!

Ten: Of course not. I brought mixers as well, I’m not a savage.

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Taemin: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Ten: I gotta give you credit, Baekhyun hyung. You make it look easy.

Baekhyunn: Years of practice.

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spoiled milk

Taeyong: Ugh, the milk expires tomorrow.

BAEKHYUN, hinting at their anniversary: Tomorrow’s a real special day, huh?

TAeyong: Not for anyone who drinks milk.

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shower oppa

taeyong: Do you wanna cry in the bathtub with me someday?

baekhyun: Yeah, sure.

taeyong: I can’t promise to make it sexy, though.

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never okay

tAEYONG: Am I gonna be okay?

BAEKHYUN: No. You’re in a relationship with me. Nothing will ever be okay.

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hate

Mark: Okay,Kai. What do you hate?

Kai: Uhh… meat, flowers, uh… giggling, the word “panties”, cilantro, rainbows, ducks! Man, I hate ducks… Cramps, string cheese, clocks, wet doorknobs, the color yellow, carpeting…