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wise yuta

mark : i'm nokia in a room full of iphones

yuta : still strong while everyone else is cracked

mark : wow dude... that is deep

yuta : did you just dude me?

Mark: I'm going to take you out

Haechan: oh, so, it's a date

Mark: that was a threat

Haechan: see you at six

NCT Dream As Things I've Said or Done (ot7)

Mark: *hits dad with a baseball bat thinking he's a robber*

Renjun: *tells all his friends he sings the song Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Ray in kindergarten and they actually believe him*

Jeno: "I did not fall, I was attacking the floor and winning" *starts punching floor*

Haechan: "Yo Wyatt why would you say that shit about me you know how much I want to kick you in the dick and you're making it worse!"

Jaemin: "Listen if you apologise, I won't kick you in the balls." *Ends up kicking him in the balls even though he apologized*

Chenle: "NO, I did NOT draw dicks on her face when she was asleep."

Jisung: "Hey, Kaylee, how do you spell murder? It's for research."

johnny: i told you not to wear it in the shower.

mark, holding a soggy Burger King crown: i don’t need a lecture right now.

Johnny: Do not fear death. Fear the state in which you die.

Jaehyun, in a terrified whisper: New Jersey...

Nctzens: *crying over mark graduating*

Nctzens: *crying over mark coming back*

i am shaking coz I understand too

Lucas: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Ten: But are you shuffling?

Mark: Everyday.

Taemin: What language are you two speaking??

too hot

Lucas: [screaming in the background]

Mark: What happened?

Kai: I don’t know, I think they saw themselves in the mirror.

LUCAS, in the distance: Baekhyun hyung! THERE’S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL!

Baekhyun: It’s okay, Lucas! Just introduce yourself, I’m sure they’re nice.

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